Note to self....

(the below is the conversation I had with my BFF after an "interesting" evening - its up for you to read between the lines)



MB -

note to self - cops will allow you to put on flats before they handcuff you

Friend
um, what
MB
LOL
FRIEND
please don't tell me this is from personal experience
MB
yes
of course
FRIEND
WHAT happened
MB
not a big deal - "MIKE" (real name removed for safety reasons) and i ended up in central park at 4am
Friend

and you were handcuffed?
MB
yes
all good - so the cops escorted us out of the park
no tickets or anything
but for some reason they handcuffed me at Mike's request
and i just went with it
lol
not good
Friend
wow
MB
i am not allowed out with him anymore
EVER
Friend
is the park closed at 4am?
MB
kinda - yeah
Friend
got it
this is all very sharp
MB
they dont' really like the people in it
Friend
right right
MB
oh my god
you think this is sharp - you should see the txt messages
i mean
what was i thinking
Friend
omg
MB
HOT
MESS
Friend
sounds like it
MB
it was not my best showing
lol
Friend
so i think this def counts as a date
that's the good news
MB
LOL
dont encourage me
Friend
did we have the sexy time!?
MB
making out with a married man in the back of a cab is NOT GOOD
Friend
HAHAHAHA
omg, that really is not funny
MB
i mean - who are we kidding - its hilarious - but yeah
not good
but i'll take it
cause it was a lot of fun
Friend
haha
i mean who cares about destroying lives!? just have fun!
juuuuuuuust kidding
MB
LOL
Friend
i had to slide that one in
MB
you stop
lol
Friend
HAHAHAHAHAH
MB
lol
lol
whatever
Friend
i'm JUST joking
so, you're probably still drunk?
MB
(is this where i talk about how he really doesn't love his wife)
Friend
i think that's crystal clear
MB
a lil bit - i'm still really giddy, so that might be the booze
Friend
i think you should continue to drink
MB
i mean i'm sitting here - laughing out loud, looking at my computer
the people around me are going to wonder
Friend
or else you're gonna feel real bad around 2ish
hahahahahaha
i do that all the time
MB
i know seriously - i need a bloody mary asap
Friend
i really think you might