Dear boys next door,
Please stop bringing home the entire cast of the Real World New Orleans circa 2am.
Please stop doing it and flaunting it in front of a woman desperately seeking sexual intercourse.
Please keep it down after midnight. I don't want to hear any climaxes.
Please let me know if you'd be down for a little date if/when I don't reach my goal.
Please tell me you are at least 25.
Love,
4A
A new approach. Do what MB did and lock yourself IN your apt.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. You leave the keys in the door, making it impossible to get out. But at least this way, you make it easier for any passers by to stop in. Better luck this weekend? Poss.